A bitch at the beach!

It's summertime bitches! And it always helps to look fabulous at the beach! Look at my very stylish Sarafis Kaftan which I wear always with pantie hoes at the beach to hide my cellulite!
I am very sexy, no??
Style me up!

Festival Report

It's that time of year again! Festival time! Mavro kalson went to Primavera Sound Festival in Barcelona to bring you the Special festival Fashion Report! Everyone was so well dressed that I almost was jealous!

Here it's me wearing my special Zara ( vintage 1992) shorts and a PRIMARK blouse that I bought for just 1 euro in Barcelona! Next to me is my stylish boyfriend. I convinced him to wear those incredible shocks, perfect for Summer time!!

Here is my friend Jorge wearing his TESCO bag and this vintage flea market shirt! It shows off his muscles, don't you think?

The newest style very famous in festivals is to wear shorts and cover your hideous legs in a widow's veil. Very stylish, non?

Next to me and bruno, this was the most stylish couple of th event, wearing cut out jeans and matching hats!

And some street fashion please! This lady rocks her style even in  her 60s! Madonna you must fear HER!

STYLE ME UP!

Guest Post: Aphrovadisma

Goodbye aphrodisiac, hello aphrovadisma!

So, the very stylish Eleftheria Eleftheriou may not have managed to get next year's Eurovision contest to the prosperous
Greece, but, how demure was she? A pure class act!
Today, to honour her, I bought these Afrovadisma boat shoes, which are both cool, laid back-ish and comfortable.
Where comfort meets beauty, I say Style Me Up!!!111!!!!


( Guest editor: poua kalson) 

Summer Men's Fashion

Springtime is the time to be in looooove!
I'm very in love with my new boyfriend, Bruno, who is a fashion icon in his country Azerbaijan!
Here he is wearing these very stylish ying-yang tights ( the eternal battle between good and evil- he's soooooo yummy good it's evil!) with a pair of my H&M shorts ( only 5 euros) and a Monastiraki Jeans Jacket which for some reason the salesman gave us for free ( his loss- our gain!!).
It's so groovy, I can dance Aphrodisiac on it.
His hair look great also, don't you think? Hands off bitches, this boy is mine!
Style me up!

Summer lovin'

Summertime is here!
It's time to be sexy for the boyz!
See what I did there?
Ultra hot n' sexy floral vintage EUROPEA dress form my granny's closet.
My boobs look really hot!!!
Style me up!

Summer is coming!

Hi boys and girls!

I know you can't feel it yet but summer is around the corner!

So I bought these amazing sandals on sale! Just 5 Euros of a mavros!

I think they go great with my new penticure!

Style me up!

My new bracelet!

I just bought this very cool bracelet! I had to go and get my nails done in order to show it off!!
It's very shiny and I bought from a Monastiraki stand for only 1 euro! Can you believe it?
Isn't it sooooo pretty?
Style me up!